Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Enchanted, sir.

"Why sir, going with the pink in the privileged and pampered package is simply a matter of personal choice.  There are no guarantees that you will achieve --"

"Well hold on a minute there, are you saying that you doubt the effectiveness?"

"Of course not, sir!  We stand by the quality and consistency of our services, sir!  Its just that what you are suggesting is that your decision will 100% ensure that --"

"I would like to think my decisions are sound enough to get me what I intend?  Otherwise what would be the point of me thinking at all?"

It was clear to Pickney.  To seek this package, he must be elusive and provocative; sensual and penitent at the same moment.

"Absolutely, sir.  You are correct, we will guarantee that the pink option in the privileged and pampered package will leave your cuticles feeling oh so fresh and your toes begging for more scrubbing.  May I refill your champagne, sir?"

Pick your battles, he thought, sir.